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| Autor: | Dante [ Sa 11. Aug 2007, 17:56 ] |
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stellt hier das lustigste gedicht rein, dass ihr bis jetzt gesehen habt (nich nur den namen, sondern einfach das ganze teil hier rein ^^) |
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| Autor: | Anzeige [ Sa 11. Aug 2007, 17:56 ] |
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| Autor: | Shinigami [ Sa 11. Aug 2007, 19:23 ] |
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Das Ending von Dragon Half... My Omelette Pappara funi-funi pappara hoe-hoe Pappara funi-funi eggs Pappara funi-funi pappara hoe-hoe I grilled them and they burned Pappara funi-funi pappara hoe-hoe Pappara funi-funi potatoes Pappara funi-funi pappara hoe-hoe I boiled them and they melted You are so very, very cool Ah, ah, I'm completely crazy about you I'm enchanted, I'm sticky, my heart is pounding I'll show it to you, just a little bit Since the weather is fine, I want to go somewhere Oh, oh, please listen Mm-hmm, I'll give you my special grand lunch Somewhere, rararan Ran rararan Ya yayanan Ya yayanan East west south north east south west north Ran rararan Ran rararan Ya yayanan Ya yayanan One two three four ii al san suu An Not the tomato It's mine I'll give you my octopus I hate the way it looks Pappara funi-funi pappara hoe-hoe Pappara funi-funi eggs Pappara funi-funi pappara hoe-hoe If I don't boil them, they're still raw eggs Pappara funi-funi pappara hoe-hoe Pappara funi-funi beer Pappara funi-funi pappara hoe-hoe, If I don't boil it, it's still a draft beer Somehow they seem a little interested Ah, ah, your eyes I'm enchanted, I'm calm, the mood is perfect too Shall I cuddle up to you? I'm a naive girl who doesn't know a thing Oh, oh... don't make me say it Mm hmm, the best wooing words As I expected, from you, rararan Ran rararan Yan yayanan Yan yayanan Thank you.. I'm sorry Ran rararan Ran rararan Yan yayanan Yan yayanan Raochuu cheers Graduation, hooray Writhing in agony... seven wins, eight losses, Survival of the fittest Yakiniku set meal An Not the eggs They're mine Oh, eggs, eggs! So, DAS ist mal ein Lied, was ^^ |
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| Autor: | ChaoZ [ Mo 13. Aug 2007, 17:50 ] |
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Seh ausgefallen^^: Es war mal ein Mann in Peru,dem träumte,er as seinen Shuh,er erwachte voll schreck,und der Schuh,er war weg und der Schnürsenkel gleich mi dazu... |
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| Autor: | Hellmut [ Mo 13. Aug 2007, 21:13 ] |
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von Till Lindemann, aus Messer: Das ist die traurige Geschicht von einem Mann der vor Gericht steht, weil er unterm Lodenmantel versteckte eine Hodenhantel diese diente ihm zu Zwecken kleine Kinder zu erschrecken so stieg er vor den Kindergarten die Rangen auf den Fremden starrten er öffnete den Mantel weit zu zeigen seine Fertigkeit die Mädchen lachten ihm zu Schmach da legte er 3 Kilo nach so schwer war das Gewicht noch nie der Sack riss ab der Künstler schrie xDD |
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| Autor: | SirLinkin [ So 14. Okt 2007, 18:54 ] |
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das ist lustig: In diesem Hause wohnt ein Geist, der jedem wo zu lange scheißt, von hinten in die Eier beißt. Mich hat er noch nicht gebissen, denn ich hab ihn auf den Kopf geschissen. Nun sitzt er drüben bei den Fraun, und muss nun Damenbinden kaun. Doch anstatt zu gruseln und zu spucken, muss er ständig Scheisse schlucken. und auch Peter kann er nix an, denn er hat keine Eier dran |
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| Autor: | Benalulu [ So 18. Nov 2007, 14:53 ] |
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Miss Lucy had some leeches Her leeches liked to suck And when they drank up all her blood She didn't give a Funny when the doctors Had locked her in her cell Miss Lucy screamed all night that they Should go to bloody Hello to the surgeon With scalpel old and blunt He'll tie you to the table Then he'll mutilate your Come it's nearly teatime The lunatics arrive The keepers bleed them all until There's no one left a Lively little rodents Are eaten up by cats We're subject to experiments Like laboratory Rats I've dropped a teacup How easily they break I'm on my hands and knees until I pay for my mis- Take off all your clothing We've only just begun We have no anesthesia It's eighteen forty One thing we should tell you Before you try again The tests are invented by A lot of filthy Mentally hysteric She's failed the exam Don't bother telling Lucy for She doesn't give a Damn that nitrous oxide For when you can't escape They say the surgeons oft commit A murder or a Razor blades are rusty And not a lot of fun So when they try to amputate Your legs you'd better Run and fetch the chemist A patient's feeling sad She's been in chains for ages And she isn't even Madness is a nuisance And no one is immune Your sister, mum or daughter May become a raving Lunatics are dangerous And doctors are obeyed They also go together just Like toast and marma- Ladies are like children With brains the size of squirrels Let's give a clitoridectomies To all the little Girls are helpless treasures That daddies must protect So lie upon the table For the doctors to in- speculums are super And stirrups all the rage So spread a lady's legs and then put her Back in to her Cage of naked crazies The surgeon's here to bleed The doctors are all learned men And some can even Reading can be risky For women on the verge It only did us worlds of good To poison, leech and Purging is a penance Phlebotomy's a chore No need to sterilize the tools We never did be- Fore the night is over Before you go to bed They'll take a hammer and a nail And jam it in your Headstones in the courtyard And statues in the park Are not for the insane Just leave them rotting in the D A R K dark dark dark dark dark Miss Lucy had some Leeches von Emilie Autumn. |
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